In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
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