Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
The feds were on a global hunt for a cow who was known to hide behind foliage. They finally located her in Moss-cow.
Last week, I met someone who specialized in the studies of shrubs and grasses. He called himself Neil De-grass-y Tyson!
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
My family wanted me to cut the grass, but I couldn't get myself mow-tivated.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
My grandpa used to cut the grass before he died
but he has been lawn gone.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
Neighbor Dad 1: How often do you cut the grass? Your lawn looks so much better than mine!
Neighbor Dad 2: That's on a need to mow basis.
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
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