The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
Last week, I met someone who specialized in the studies of shrubs and grasses. He called himself Neil De-grass-y Tyson!
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
Neighbor Dad 1: How often do you cut the grass? Your lawn looks so much better than mine!
Neighbor Dad 2: That's on a need to mow basis.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
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