We’re calling your number.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
By the seat of one’s punt
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
Case in punt
Calm before the score
Football is one habit I will never kick
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
Having a ball
The calm before the score
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Prepare to be bowled over.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
The goal nine yards
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
All punts are highly intended
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
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