[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
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