I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
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