I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Go to BabaMail
