What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
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