What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?