What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
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