Are you a cactus?
Because you're a prick
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
Never go on a date with a cactus
They'll spike your drink
Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
What do call a cactus which is shaped like a penis
Dildon’t.
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