You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Tis the sea-sun.
I can sea clearly now.
Beach, please.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Salty but sweet.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Are you squiding me right now?
Avoid pier pressure.
Feeling fintastic.
Don't get tide down.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Whale, hello there.
The ocean made me salty.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Seas the day.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Shell yeah.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Tropic like it's hot.
Sea you at the beach.
Girls just wanna have sun.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Water you doing?