I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Tis the sea-sun.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
I can sea clearly now.
Don't get tide down.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Beach you to it.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Beach, please.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Seas the day.
Avoid pier pressure.
Shell yeah.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
The ocean made me salty.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Water you doing?
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Whale, hello there.
Salty but sweet.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Are you squiding me right now?
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Sea you at the beach.
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