I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Girls just wanna have sun.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Are you squiding me right now?
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
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