The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Girls just wanna have sun.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Are you squiding me right now?
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
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