If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Salty but sweet.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Feeling fintastic.
The ocean made me salty.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Sea you at the beach.
Whale, hello there.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Don't get tide down.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Water you doing?
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Avoid pier pressure.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Tropic like it's hot.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Shell yeah.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Tis the sea-sun.
Are you squiding me right now?
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Beach, please.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Beach you to it.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
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