If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Whale, hello there.
Seas the day.
The ocean made me salty.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Shell yeah.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Feeling fintastic.
Sea you at the beach.
Don't get tide down.
Tis the sea-sun.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Salty but sweet.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Tropic like it's hot.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Avoid pier pressure.
I can sea clearly now.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Girls just wanna have sun.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
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