What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
The ocean made me salty.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Don't get tide down.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Avoid pier pressure.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Whale, hello there.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Feeling fintastic.
Sea you at the beach.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Tropic like it's hot.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Salty but sweet.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Beach you to it.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
I can sea clearly now.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Shell yeah.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Are you squiding me right now?
Tis the sea-sun.
Beach, please.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Water you doing?
Seas the day.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
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