Please excuse my resting beach face.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Are you squiding me right now?
I can sea clearly now.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Water you doing?
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Salty but sweet.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Feeling fintastic.
Beach, please.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Avoid pier pressure.
The ocean made me salty.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Girls just wanna have sun.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Seas the day.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Don't get tide down.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Sea you at the beach.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Shell yeah.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Tropic like it's hot.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
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