What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Are you squiding me right now?
Water you doing?
Tropic like it's hot.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Shell yeah.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Don't get tide down.
Salty but sweet.
Beach you to it.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Whale, hello there.
I can sea clearly now.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Sea you at the beach.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Tis the sea-sun.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Beach, please.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Seas the day.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Avoid pier pressure.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
The ocean made me salty.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
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