Sorry, I'm octopied.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Shell yeah.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Salty but sweet.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Whale, hello there.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
I can sea clearly now.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Water you doing?
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
The ocean made me salty.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Are you squiding me right now?
Beach you to it.
Avoid pier pressure.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Seas the day.
Feeling fintastic.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Tropic like it's hot.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Tis the sea-sun.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Sea you at the beach.
Girls just wanna have sun.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Don't get tide down.
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