What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Sea you at the beach.
Are you squiding me right now?
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Whale, hello there.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Tis the sea-sun.
Beach you to it.
Feeling fintastic.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Water you doing?
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Girls just wanna have sun.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Shell yeah.
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