What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
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