Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
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