Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
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