How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
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