Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
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