Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
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