What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
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