Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
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