Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
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