How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
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