What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
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