Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
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