Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
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