What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?
A furricane
I couldn't go out because of the blizzard. So I had to eat storm-ed buns for dinner.
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
It's mime blowing.
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
What did the storm drain say when it learnt it'd be getting a new cover?
That's just grate.
A tree's limbs fell off in a storm, now it's an amputree.
During the blizzard, the jalapeno said, I'm a little chilli.
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All I did was pick up sticks and bark.
I won an argument about weather forecasting accuracy. My fellow debater's logic was cloudy. After his defeat, he was fuming and he stormed out of the room.
As the storm was brewing, the madman raised his hands and cried, "Hail Storms! Long may they rain!"
I lost my cat in a snowstorm!
But he should be fine because he's a cool cat.
What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup?
A tormato.
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
Be careful out there during the snowstorm. It ain't snow joke.
The evil King of Weatherland only had one favorite weather - hail, storm.
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Very put out, indeed!
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
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