What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
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