o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
Football is one habit I will never kick.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Give me some pigskin
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Poor white splash.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.