The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Join us for plenty of play action.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
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