Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
My moment in the sun.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
By the seat of one’s punt
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
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