When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
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