What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Summer is just floating by.
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
By the seat of one’s punt
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
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