The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
For instant fun, just add water.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
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