This summer is going swimmingly.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
Calm before the score
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
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