Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
I made a snap decision to watch football today
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
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