Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
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