o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
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