What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
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