I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
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