What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
The Codfather.
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
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