Did you know that unicorns live in New York City? I swear why do you think their called uNYCorns?
What do gnomes love to sing at Christmas?
We're driving gnome for Christmas.'
Someone stole my lawn gnome that was under my porch!
Who would stoop so low?
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
What do you call an extremely disgusting unicorn that no one likes? An eeeww-nicorn.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Shell-abrate the good times!
What do you call nomadic gnomes?
Gnomads.
A komodo dragon works security cameras at a store for other komodo dragons. Mostly, he makes sure no other dragon is spying on the customers.
He's a monitor monitor monitoring a monitor for monitoring monitors.
Did you hear about the one-legged gnome?
He’s one foot tall.
Why did the gnome visit his mother?
To get a gnome-cooked meal.
Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Juliet? ‘Cause my name is Gnomeo.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Shes a fairy realistic person.
What do you call Dragon with no silver?
A dron.
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You think dinosaurs are scary?
Imagine dragons!
Let’s kick off shall we? I just hope that my unicorn puns won’t be too corny for you.
If an adult is called a unicorn, are its young one’s called puny-corns?
I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well...
I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this.
Who did all this shopping? Me, my elf, and I!
I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.
It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.
Just hangin' with my gnomies.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
Why did the rude unicorn not say hello to the other? Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he
just couldn’t remember the mane (name).
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
After a long day at work, I feel like half a mythical creature...
Because I'm Dragon Ass.
Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E? Because Santa said No L!
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Why don't gnomes tell secrets in the garden?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. Plus, the beanstalk!
What do you call fifty-five gnomes in the mouth of a kraken?
A good start.
Gnomes can be quite annoying when they’re indecisive. All they say is yes, gnome, maybe.
Do you know what Tinkerbell's tooshie is called?
A fairy tale.
Fishing you a happy day.
What do you call an elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
Where do criminal unicorns sentenced to death go? They go on corn row.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gnome! I can’t reach the doorbell!
Did you hear the one about the genius unicorn who aced every subject? Yeah, he was a real A corn.
When the chef asked which ingredients were missing in the signature dish, someone said quickly, ‘u-need-corn’.
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t like to shower?
Stinkerbell.
What do you call the dandruff found on unicorn manes? Horn flakes.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Where do elves go to get famous?
Holly-wood.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
What do gnomes use to guard their mazes?
Minitaurs.
What's a dragon's favorite snack?
Fire Crackers!
Did you hear about the misguided unicorn lumberjack who was killing humans? He believed he was doing random axe of kindness.
"Santa’s pretty stelfy going down the chimney, don’t you think?" said one elf to another.
I think you're mer-mazing.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights.
What do you call an elf who hasn’t had a date in two years or more?
Elf on the shelf.
Where do gnomes first go when they log on to the internet?
The gnome page of course!
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