What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
When the husband of the queen gets back to his palace after climbing the mountain, the queen says "Hi, King!"
What do we call a flock of sheep that tumbles down a mountain? They are called a lamb-slide.
Why do dwarves live in mountains?
They dig it.
A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
The hiker hated the top of the mountain because it was all downhill from there!