What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
What do we call a flock of sheep that tumbles down a mountain? They are called a lamb-slide.
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
A mountain biker was chased by a Grizzly this morning. He bearly made it.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
Why are mountains always sleepy? Because they n-Everest.
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
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