I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
The hiker hated the top of the mountain because it was all downhill from there!
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
What do we call a flock of sheep that tumbles down a mountain? They are called a lamb-slide.
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