What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
The zombie astrologer writes really scary predictions.
They're horror-scopes.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
They're LUMBARjacks!
What’s a vampire bat’s favorite food?
I-scream!
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Did you hear about the vampire who tortured his victims with music?
His Bach was worse than his bite.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Did you hear about the zombie after-school club?
It's dead in that place.
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
What do you call a lie told by a skeleton?
A fibula.
Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school?
He kept buttering up his teacher!
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What do you call a row of zombies?
A deadline.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Don't get too close to a vampire, they have a serious case of bat breath.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
My friend who's a vampire was feeling a bit low. I told him to drink B positive.
What did the zombie pour on her dinner?
Grave-y.
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
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