Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What’s a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
What did the last of the zombies say to the survivers of the apocalypse?
- It’s been a living hell with you guys around.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What’s a Spanish vampire’s favorite dance?
The Fang-dango.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
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