What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Witch you were here.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Come witch me to the party.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
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