What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
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