What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
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