Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
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