Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Witch you were here.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
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