What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
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