What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
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