If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
What did Dracula say to the priest who visited his castle?
Don’t you ever cross me!
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
I knew a vampire who became a poet.
He went from bat to verse.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They come out at night.
What did the giant say after he ate Fiji?
- I want Samoa!
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
Vampires are too easy to play jokes on. Suckers.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What do you call a zombie driving a Ferrari?
A zoombie.
Why did the skeleton go to acting classes?
He wanted tibia star.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
A vampire returned a mirror to my shop the other day. It wasn't faulty or anything, he just said he couldn't see himself using it.
A vampire can't be a comedian. They just aren't funny, and worst of all they always know they suck.
Which building do vampires always visit when in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
Live to tell the tail.
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
How did the skeleton know the other skeleton was lying?
He could see right through him.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What do vampires use when baking cakes?
Batter.
What do you call a zombie DJ?
A dead beat.
Werewolves love their fast food.
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
To see the boogie man.
What do you call a zombie who stir-fries?
Dead Man Wokking
What did the skeleton say when he went riding on his motorcycle?
- I’m bone to be wild!
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
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