What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why do trolls live under bridges?
To troll goats!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
What cars do zombies drive?
Monster trucks.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Vampires are not even real. Unless you Count Dracula.
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
A numb-skull.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What was the skeleton doing at the hockey game?
Driving the zam-boney.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Why do vampires need cold medicine?
For their coffin.
Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
To see the boogie man.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room.
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
They're LUMBARjacks!
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Why do vampires always dress so nice?
Because they’re so vein!
What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
Why did the troll go running?
To keep up with you!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free!
Pro Bone-O.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry??
Shrekspeare.
Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school?
He kept buttering up his teacher!
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
What advice would you hear from a zombie?
- Never put your eggs into one casket.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
I don't know what Dracula's address is, but I'm pretty sure he lives on a dead end street.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
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