Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
The troll told his girlfriend that he was head ogre heels for her.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free!
Pro Bone-O.
What did the Turkey wear on Halloween?
He was a goblin.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
How does a vampire bat enter his house?
Through the bat flap.
An Indonesian Giant stubbed his foot on a volcano...
- Did he Krakatoa?
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
The vampires were in a mood, so I thought I'd do something to cheer them up. They were over the moon that I re-vamped their castle.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
To see the boogie man.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
How did the skeleton baker make bread?
He Knee-d it.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
What does a vampire do after taking a shower?
It stands on a bat mat.
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
His ghoul-friend.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's medi-ogre.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
An idea is one of the worst killers of vampires. They don't see it coming, and then it dawns on them.
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
Why was the skeleton scared of the baby?
Because he was an ankle biter.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
What did the last of the zombies say to the survivers of the apocalypse?
- It’s been a living hell with you guys around.
What do you call a communist vampire?
A red blood count.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn't have one.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Why don’t vampire’s make good artists?
Because all they draw is blood.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
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