Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What kind of TV does a skeleton watch?
A skelevision.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What time do zombies wake up?
At ate o’clock!
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
What did the woman say when she escaped Dracula’s clutches?
- Better luck necks time!
Why did the troll kiss the witch?
To keep her busy in love!
What do skeletons hate the most about the wind?
Nothing. It goes right through them.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Why did the skeleton start the fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?
Bone Jovi.
The troll told his girlfriend that he was head ogre heels for her.
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
When a big giant eel takes your hand for a meal...
...that’s a moray.
Where do bad jokes about skeletons belong?
In the skelebin.
What kind of jokes do skeletons tell?
Humerus ones.
The zombie had had a really long day at work.
She was dead tired.
What is a zombie’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Where do zombie monkeys live?
In the brain forest.
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
How do zombies introduce themselves?
- Pleased to eat you.
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
He had lost his guts.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
What does a skeleton use to cut through objects?
A shoulder blade.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
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