What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?
The Bu-gawking Dead
Did you hear that the list of famous vampires had a startling omission?
They forgot to Count Dracula!
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
How did the skeleton bring his groceries home from the market?
He used his Cart-ilage.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
How did the skeleton know the other skeleton was lying?
He could see right through him.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
Because he had a bone to pick.
Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
He had lost his guts.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
Why did the skeleton have to testify in court?
Because he was a body of evidence.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
How did the skeletons make s’mores when they went camping?
They made them on the bone-fire.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
Why is the giant afraid of Jack?
Because Jack's beanstalking him.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What kind of pet fish did the skeleton have?
A bonefish.
What do you call a zombie door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer!
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?
Because other people took the bait.
What kind of hat does a skeleton wear at Easter?
A Bone-et.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
Vampires make awful businessmen. They just can't deal with the stakeholders.
Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the vampire refuse to eat his eggs?
Because they were sunny side up!
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
He ogre-dosed.
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
What job did Dracula’s son have on his little league team?
Bat boy!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
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