How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What do you call a zombie with lots of kids?
A mom-ster.
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
I knew a vampire who became a poet.
He went from bat to verse.
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul bladder removed.
Dracula is vegan, he can't take any risks. One stake could kill him.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Why don’t people like grumpy vampires?
Because they have bat tempers.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone.
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What is a zombie’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear?
Skullcaps.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What do you call a bodybuilder skeleton?
A musculoskeleton.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What would you call a vampire who is into finance?
Account Dracula.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone.
Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy?
Skeleton 2: I don't know. Why?
Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What kind of birds do skeletons like?
Sea skulls.
Why did the skeleton put on a heavy coat?
He was chillled to the bone.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Where's the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?
The living room.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor?
Rigor Mortissen
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
An idea is one of the worst killers of vampires. They don't see it coming, and then it dawns on them.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
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