Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Why did the zombie comedian get booed off stage?
Because the jokes he told were rotten.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
I walked past Mozart's grave.
He was sitting up, shouting "Braaiinnss" and ripping up all his music.
I guess he's a decomposer now.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Who is the most famous French skeleton?
Napolean Bone-aparte.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What does it take to become a zombie?
Dead-ication.
What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital?
Jawbreakers.
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
What’s a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
How did the skeleton bring his groceries home from the market?
He used his Cart-ilage.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What flavor of ice cream do vampires like best?
Vein-illa!
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What does the zombie say to her zombie crush?
- Are you going to kiss me or rot?
What do you call a one-inch zombie?
Tomb thumb!
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
The zombie had had a really long day at work.
She was dead tired.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What does a heartbroken zombie say?
- I just want zombodie to love.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
The vampires were in a mood, so I thought I'd do something to cheer them up. They were over the moon that I re-vamped their castle.
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What do you call an undead bee?
A zom-bee.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Why was the skeleton scared of the baby?
Because he was an ankle biter.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Why don’t people like grumpy vampires?
Because they have bat tempers.
You will never see a vampire betting on the horses. They can't handle the stakes.
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
What do you call a zombie DJ?
A dead beat.
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Where do school-going vampires carry their books?
In bat-packs.
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