Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn't have one.
What kind of hat does a skeleton wear at Easter?
A Bone-et.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They come out at night.
What's a zombie's least favorite quiz question?
A no-brainer.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone.
What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?
A dead ringer.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?
The Bu-gawking Dead
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
Everyone loves my Halloween costume, but I still see room for improvement.
I guess I'm an ogre-achiever.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Where do school-going vampires carry their books?
In bat-packs.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What does a polite vampire say to its victim?
- Fang you very much.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
Zombies are dead but they live with it.
Why don’t people like grumpy vampires?
Because they have bat tempers.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What did the doctor say to the skeleton who had a temperature of 103 degrees?
- Looks like you are running a femur.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
How do you kill a southern vampire?
You bless his heart.
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It's all over town!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Why do zombies speak Latin?
It’s a dead language.
What do you call an ogre in an accident?
A car Shrek.
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