All vampires seem to have the same thing for their last meal. A stake.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
One of my neighbours was stealing things from the local supermarket whilst sitting on the shoulders of two vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
How does a vampire keep fit?
Batminton.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
An Indonesian Giant stubbed his foot on a volcano...
- Did he Krakatoa?
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
I used to fear giants.
Now I look up to them.
Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?
He threw his arm out.
What did Dracula say to the priest who visited his castle?
Don’t you ever cross me!
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What do you call a dad joke about skeletons?
A skele-pun!
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What is a zombie’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What would you call a vampire who is into finance?
Account Dracula.
What do zombies call a battle between classical music composers where one of them loses their mind?
A de-Bach-le.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
Why did the zombie comedian get booed off stage?
Because the jokes he told were rotten.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
“Watch out! The road curves ahead” cried the skeleton.
“It’s spine“ replied the driver.
What do vampires use when baking cakes?
Batter.
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