Live to tell the tail.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What does a vampire do after taking a shower?
It stands on a bat mat.
Why do skeletons hate the cold?
It sends chills up their spine.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What is the fear of giants called?
Fee-fi-phobia
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
How did the skeletons make s’mores when they went camping?
They made them on the bone-fire.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What do you call the process of naming the various species of dwarves, faeries, trolls, etc?
Binomial gnomenlature.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
Don't get too close to a vampire, they have a serious case of bat breath.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
He ogre-dosed.
What do you call a row of zombies?
A deadline.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?
- Give me your heads!!
What do zombies say to their sweethearts?
- I chew-s you.
Where do zombies go sailing?
Lake Eerie.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What does the zombie say to her zombie crush?
- Are you going to kiss me or rot?
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