Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What do you call an ogre in an accident?
A car Shrek.
What kind of pet fish did the skeleton have?
A bonefish.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital?
Jawbreakers.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What did the zombie get when she was late to dinner?
The cold shoulder.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
How did the skeletons make s’mores when they went camping?
They made them on the bone-fire.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What kind of hat does a skeleton wear at Easter?
A Bone-et.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What did the Japanese skeleton put in his sushi?
Bone-ito flakes.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
If two vampires have a race, will it be neck and neck?
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What does a heartbroken zombie say?
- I just want zombodie to love.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They come out at night.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What does a polite vampire say to its victim?
- Fang you very much.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
How do you kill a southern vampire?
You bless his heart.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do bony people use to get into their homes?
A skeleton key.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
A vampire can't be a comedian. They just aren't funny, and worst of all they always know they suck.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
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